What I Should Be Doing With My Life

If this quote is true then here is the work I should be doing for the rest of my life:

-Professional Social Media explorer (aka Facebook/Twitter stalker)

-Nap specialist

-Olympic gymnast (okay, so maybe that's a stretch, but I find myself flipping off of my bed and doing a lot of handstands when I should be working)

-TV critic

-Artist

-Recording Artist

-Professional List Maker

-Pinterest expert

So if anyone knows of any available jobs as a Facebooking, napping, gymnast, who watches TV and Pinterests while drawing, singing, and making lists, PLEASE let me know. Cause goodness knows I'm certainly not studying Algebra or Microbiology by choice in my free time...